i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to