**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so explain again why im purple
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something