Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.