Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i think i scared a bird with my dick
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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