maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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