Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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