fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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