And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
