She is in my trunk
he shaved USA in his pubs
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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