Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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