You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
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Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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