Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.

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(301): View more from Maryland

please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

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(309): View more from Illinois

so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.

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(469): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.

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(530): View more from California

the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible

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(519): View more from Ontario

don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.

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