so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.