Texts From Last Night

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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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  (479): New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways. http://tfl.nu/3d1m
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  (716): View more from New York

  is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?

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  (716): is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex? http://tfl.nu/cm27
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  (210): View more from Texas

  Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat

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  You are so not ready for motherhood

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  (210): Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat (830): You are so not ready for motherhood http://tfl.nu/j27j
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.

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  (215): the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead. http://tfl.nu/na4w
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes

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  (216): 5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes http://tfl.nu/ja2o
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  (818): View more from California

  All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.

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  (818): All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since. http://tfl.nu/jafz
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  (501): View more from Arkansas

  I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..

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  (501): I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half.. http://tfl.nu/kmcb
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.

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  (724): I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters. http://tfl.nu/g29w
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  (270): View more from Kentucky

  Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev

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  (270): Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev http://tfl.nu/bqo9
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  (509): View more from Washington

  People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.

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  (509): People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis. http://tfl.nu/hrpb
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  (253): View more from Washington

  I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.

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  (253): I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened. http://tfl.nu/oovd
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.

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  (330): This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus. http://tfl.nu/v7g7
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag

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  (309): My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag http://tfl.nu/a60b
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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins

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  (203): this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins http://tfl.nu/v1c9
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

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  (201): The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh. http://tfl.nu/kyoe
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