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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.

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• (408): View more from California

  his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.

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