Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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