I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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