Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Damn victory sex feels great
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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