the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
