were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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