we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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