Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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