i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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