I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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