no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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