He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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