That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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