He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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