theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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