Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so let's talk penis.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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