The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
