yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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