girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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