you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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