beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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