8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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