People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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