you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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