He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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