At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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