...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I can't put those talents on a resume
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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