The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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