if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
