I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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