white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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