my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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