I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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