I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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