I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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