I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.