He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka