get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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