So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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