idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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