is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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