Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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