I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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