Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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