and you said cock pushups were impossible
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she pinky promised me she was 18
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Come on in and take your pants off
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