okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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