one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Terrible idea I love it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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